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The nutzoid right-wing Heritage Foundation (motto: “Putting ‘White’ before ‘Heritage’ would be too obvious”) has this thing called Project 2025, which is a bunch of extremist lunatics saying that a next Trump presidency would be a “unique opportunity for conservatives to start undoing the damage the Left has wrought and build a better country for all Americans in 2025.” In other words, rawdogging democracy and freedom until they’re festering with fascist syph.
They’ve created an 887-page (no, really) guidebook of the MAGA hell that they want to ensue if the Retrumpening comes to fruition. Titled Mandate for Leadership: The Conservative Promise, it’s nothing less than a complete tearing down of the modern government and rebuilding it in the image of the worst motherfuckers who appear on Steve Bannon’s shitty podcast of doom. It’s filled with all kinds of fuckery, from firing long-term civil servants and replacing them with MAGA-certified drones to fucking up the climate even more to destroying anyone who even breathes about diversity to way more. Again, it’s 887 pages of this shit.
