The state of Louisiana, with its overwhelmingly batshit insane Republican legislature and its even more bugfuck insane Republican governor, have passed a law that requires all public-funded schools, including universities, to display the Ten Commandments in every classroom. In case you don’t know, the Ten Commandments are from the fictional book known as “The Bible.” In that epic novel, a character named Moses is given stone tablets by the character God containing ten pretty simplistic, common sense ideas, the kind of shit that fiction writers make seem way more meaningful than it actually is. I mean, c’mon, “thou shalt not kill”? No shit. Ooh, look at the big brain on God. Any fuckin’ idiot knows not to kill or steal. But, sure, let’s all pretend like this is some huge fuckin’ revelation. Oh, and only Christians and Jews give a flying fuck about what’s in this Bible thing. All other faiths and atheists can fuck off.
The law itself is completely fucking mad. This is an actual quote from the law: “At a minimum, the Ten Commandments shall be displayed on a poster or framed document that is at least eleven inches by fourteen inches. The text of the Ten Commandments shall be the central focus of the poster or framed document and shall be printed in a large, easily readable font.” There aren’t enough jacking-off gestures to make at that.
